Yiddish: She's the proprietress of a head of cabbage.

She owns practically nothing.  SOURCE: Stutchkoff, Der Oytser fun der Yidisher Shprakh.
(cabbage image courtesy of FCIT)

זי איז אַ בעל–הביתטע איבער אַ הייפּטל קרויט.

Zi iz a baleboste iber a heyptl kroyt.

She's the proprietress of a head of cabbage.